Narcolitis
Narcolitis (NI) is a neurological condition most characterized by Excessive Daytime Sleepiness (EDS) brought on by mid day consumption of nourishment that is high in carbohydrates and calories. A narcolitic will become extremely lethargic and is most likely to experience disturbed diurnal awareness, salivatory spillage, accelerated REM (rapid eye movement) sleep, and vocalizations of the [...]

O.G.A.D.D. (pronounce – oh-gawd)
Occupational
Gathering
Attention
Deficit
Disorder
O.G.A.D.D. is an illness often associated with one inability to full participate in office meetings. The symptoms include but are not limited to Sketchpad Doodling, Finger Manipulation, Bipedal Chair Rocking & Narcolitis.
Some solutions:
http://www.boringmeeting.com/
http://www.slinkycity.com/meeting-tricks.html

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