O.G.A.D.D. (pronounce – oh-gawd)

Occupational
Gathering
Attention
Deficit
Disorder

O.G.A.D.D. is an illness often associated with one inability to full participate in office meetings. The symptoms include but are not limited to Sketchpad Doodling, Finger Manipulation, Bipedal Chair Rocking & Narcolitis.

Some solutions:
http://www.boringmeeting.com/
http://www.slinkycity.com/meeting-tricks.html